I just had to share this with you all – my brother sent this to me. Nope not Heinous, my other brother, but I sure do miss Jim!
CUBAN MOTHERS!
The great things my Mom taught me:
My mother taught me about RELIGION –
“Pídele a Dios que yo no te agarre.”
(Pray to God that I don’t get you!)
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION –
“Deja que lleguemos a la casa, coño!”
(Just wait until we get home damnit!)
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS –
“Mal-agradecido, cuando yo era chiquita no tenía nada!”
(You unappreciative brat, when I was a little girl I had nothing!)
My mother taught me about LOGIC –
“Cómo que por qué? Porque Si!”
(What do you mean Why? Because Yes!! – American Version: Because I said so!)
My mother taught me about INSPIRATION-
“Si llegas con malas notas te voy a hacer comer la chancleta”
(If you get bad grades I am going to make you eat the sandal!)
My Mother taught me about WISDOM-
“Tú crees que te lo sabes todo y no sabes ni limpiarte el culo!”
(You think you know it all but you do not even know how to wipe your own ass!)
My Mother taught me about CONFUSION –
“Me cago en la Madre que te parió!”
(I’ll shit on the woman who gave birth to you! – American version: You little mother fucker!)
(Wait, isn’t that her?)
Que vivan las Madres Cubanas!!!
(Long Live the Cuban Mothers!!!!!)
I have to say, as a child of a Cuban mother and a Cuban mother myself, these are words that are heard all too often in the life of a child of Cuban decent. Now you can all see why we are all so screwed up!!! LOL
Your mom scares me.
Ha! John’s mother is Dominican and used to throw her shoe across the room!
Haaa…love her Wisdom!!!
All too familiar. 😉
that is a riot!